Monthly Archives: December 2008

The Sparsest Public Square I’ve Seen in Two Months.

From 19 Monterrey This Spanish colonial city was founded in the furthest outreaches of the empire. The cathedral is fine, if a bit rustic. No shade yet. Gravel makes it look like it look more unfinished than it already is. … Continue reading

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Upcoming Book Projects.

Sexi Diva: The Baffling English Language Shirts of Monterrey. Mofin: The Fantabuluous Muffintops of Guadalajara. ¡Dejame, Viejita! : An Asshole’s Guide to the Public Spaces of San Cristóbal. The Complete Book Mayan Sex Secrets. Turtle Feather Jaguar! It will blow … Continue reading

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Fifty One Days.

From 19 Monterrey br/>I could have stayed more, but I had business I needed to attend to back in San Antonio. Just an awesome, awesome experience that will take me some time to process. Practically speaking, it’s been more than … Continue reading

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Random Image.

From 18 Cancun and Yucatan I NEVER saw an indigenous person that looked like this during my time in Mexico. I guess if white people want to believe their ancestors looked like Conan the Barbarian, then why bother the pre-columbian … Continue reading

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After All the Hype.

From 19 Monterrey After all the hype, it EXCEEDED the sky-high expectations. Not one of the top meals of this trip. One of the top meals of my life! Sublime! Succulent! Crispy, fatty delicious skin over juicy, meaty goat! What … Continue reading

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The Elevator.

From 19 Monterrey Where does it go? Can I go there? Who do I ask? Is there some cabrito VIP lounge I should be made aware of??? Would it be like the end of Willie Wonka and the elevator busts … Continue reading

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Casual Dining Norteño Style.

From 19 Monterrey Everything was goat themed. The elaborate carved wood chairs. All the architectural details. The napkin holders had pictures of splayed goats. It was insane.

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